Roasted Roach Dip (Walnut Dip with Garlic)

Roasted Roach Dip (Walnut Dip with Garlic)
Divine Dinner Party

Ingredients:
3 slices of whole wheat bread, well toasted
1/4 C. walnut pieces
4 cloves of garlic, coarsely chopped
2 tbsp. freshly squeezed lemon juice
1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
3/4 C. water
2 tbsp. fresh parsley, chopped
salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions: 1. In food processor (or by hand), crumble the toast into fine crumbs.

2. In food processor or blender, combine walnuts, garlic, and crumbs until all is finely ground.

3. Add lemon, oil, and parsley. Process until smooth. Add water as needed until desired consistency.

4. Add salt and pepper to taste.

5. This is one of those gross recipes for Halloween that’s easy to make ahead of time. As it sits in the fridge, it gets a little darker– a good thing for cockroach puree. The parsley may darken a bit and begin to look like bits of “cockroach skin”.

6. Serve up in a bowl labeled “Cockroach Puree,” “Roasted Roach Dip,” etc.

Pumpkin Cake Doughnuts

Pumpkin Cake Doughnuts
King Arthur Flour
Hands-on time: 15 mins. to 20 mins.
Baking time: 15 mins. to 18 mins.
Total time: 30 mins. to 38 mins.
Doughnuts:
1/2 cup vegetable oil
3 large eggs
1 1/2 cups granulated sugar
1 1/2 cups pumpkin purée (canned pumpkin)
1 1/2 teaspoons pumpkin pie spice, or 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon plus heaping 1/4 teaspoon each ground nutmeg and ground ginger
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 3/4 cups + 2 tablespoons King Arthur Unbleached All-Purpose Flour*
*See tips, below, to substitute King Arthur Unbleached Self-Rising Flour.
Coating:
3 tablespoons cinnamon-sugar
1) Preheat the oven to 350°F. Lightly grease two standard doughnut pans. If you don’t have doughnut pans, you can bake these in a standard muffin tin; they just won’t be doughnuts.
2) Beat together the oil, eggs, sugar, pumpkin, spices, salt, and baking powder until smooth.
3) Add the flour, stirring just until smooth.
4) Fill the wells of the doughnut pans about 3/4 full; use a scant 1/4 cup of batter in each well. If you’re making muffins, fill each well about 3/4 full; the recipe makes about 15, so you’ll need to bake in two batches (unless you have two muffin pans).
5) Bake the doughnuts for 15 to 18 minutes, or until a cake tester inserted into the center of one comes out clean. If you’re making muffins, they’ll need to bake for 23 to 25 minutes.
6) Remove the doughnuts from the oven, and after about 5 minutes, loosen their edges, and transfer them to a rack to cool.
7) While the doughnuts are still warm (but no longer fragile), gently shake them in a bag with the cinnamon-sugar. If you’ve made muffins, sprinkle their tops heavily with cinnamon-sugar.
8) Cool completely, and store (not wrapped tight) at room temperature for several days.
Yield: 12 doughnuts or 15 muffins.
Tips from our bakers:
Want to make these doughnuts with King Arthur Unbleached Self-Rising Flour? Reduce the salt to 1/2 teaspoon; omit the baking powder, and substitute 2 cups (8 ounces) self-rising flour for the all-purpose flour. Bake the doughnuts for about 18 minutes.
Don’t wrap leftover doughnuts tightly in plastic; they’ll become soggy. If you’re not going to consume all of the doughnuts at one sitting, add the final coating of cinnamon-sugar only to those you’ll eat; store the rest, without their sugar, on a plate covered with a cake cover; or in a plastic bag that’s not fastened shut. Add cinnamon-sugar coating just before serving.

Swampy Green Soup

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Recipe adapted from: allrecipes.com, courtesy of JessieD

Ingredients:
1 small onion diced
1 cup broccoli florets
1 cup spinach
1 bell pepper, sliced
1 cucumber, peeled and chopped
1 cup green peas
2 cups chicken broth
1/2 cup and 1 Tbsp. olive oil
1 teaspoon ground black pepper
1 teaspoon onion powder
1 teaspoon garlic powder
1 teaspoon dried sage
hot sauce
Approximately 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese

Directions:
1.Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in bottom of stock pot over medium heat. Add onion and saute until transparent. Add broccoli, spinach, bell pepper, cucumber, and green peas, stirring to combine. Stir in chicken broth and olive oil. Puree using immersion blender until smooth. Heat soup over medium-high heat. Stir in pepper, onion powder, garlic powder and sage. Add hot sauce to taste, stirring to combine. Bring soup to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 15 minutes. Divide mozzarella cheese into 4 bowls. Pour the hot soup over the mozzarella cheese to serve. You can sprinkle additional cheese to garnish on top, if desired.